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6-1-Y2K
View from "Da Spine" of Wilkes Barre Mt.
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This was very disturbing.
The first pinch flat of the ride accompanied by the ugliest flat-chested female Muppet we
had ever seen, giving itself a breast exam. |
Eighteen riders showed up for this one.
People riding bikes. What? Do I always have to be witty?
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Portrait of a no good bent bar-end-using, old Gronski-demo-
Super-V-Creakindale -riding, SOB- mountainbiker who rams his useless bent bar ends into
the arms of fat -sarcastic -bike- mechanics who can't climb hills. |
| This photo is from the most interesting part of the ride.
"Mike" recently returned from "Georgia" wrecked and tore open
his arm. As the photo clearly indicates he bled green, making him an
"X-file" type alien. Acting swiftly & appropriately I (Jeff) stabbed
him in the back of the neck with the best ice-pick substitute I could find, the needlenose
pliers of a Leatherman tool. This was a difficult task, but ultimately he died,
proving he was indeed an alien. The only other witness to this was young Kenny, whom
I swore to secrecy by telling him we helped "Mike" get to evil alien
shapeshifter heaven. |
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This is our new special friend, even though she snubbed us
& went gallivanting off with Gawd. She is, however, relatively cute, likes beer,
& blew off a baby shower to go mountainbiking with ugly men in spandex. Also,
her name begins with a K. |
Separated at birth?
Sean & other guy crying over spilled beer........
Damn I'm such a putz.
Happy trails...... (polluted mine fire trails that is)
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7-13-Y2K
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