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The Lovely & Multi-talented Daphne's
very first Webpage of Embarrassment
 

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Daphne demonstrates proper head-scratching technique while staring at her "newfangled pedal-horse"

 

 

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"No I won't dance!"  She yelled,
"Talk to the Bite Valve."

 

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Later she relented & did her best "Walk Like an Egyptian" moves.  We cropped out her head because it was blurry &  looked like she had no teeth.  We wouldn't want anyone to think she's a Noxen gal'.

 

Not just Daphne,
but "X-treme" Mountain
Bike Daphne!

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 As we all know, Daphne is psychic, but even she didn't know she was about to be attacked by a Giant Veined Arm while other mountainbikers just looked on with horror & disgust.
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Daphne, giving it "the old college try".

 

 

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Daphne had everyone mesmerized with her improv after ride play; "Popeye the Sailor Man & Magilla Gorilla as Cleopatra & Anthony in da-Nile"

 

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Daphne gives a four star "Erkle" shout of glee when she learns that Pneumonia Jeff won't embarrass her on the internet this week (he lied of course).

 

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We almost didn't get a picture of our Mountainbike Diva on this ride.  Notice the scrapes on her left leg.  Also; I didn't know they made Camelbaks for midgets.